A Portrait of Rev. Odessa C. Ray by Unknown Artist.
Reverend Odessa Cathode Ray, Cu.D. is a renowned spiritual leader and prophetess, known for deep wisdom and profound insights into the mysteries of time and existence. Reverend Ray is the guiding force behind the Ancient and Mystical Order of the Time Cube. Reverend Ray uses ae/aer and she/her pronouns.
Ae also leads the Temple of the Chaos Buddha, under aer Chaos Dharmic name of Lama Tin the Meaningless.
Born with an innate curiosity and an insatiable thirst for knowledge, Reverend Ray embarked on a lifelong quest for truth and enlightenment. Aer journey led through various spiritual traditions and esoteric teachings, but it was a chance encounter with The Book of the SubGenius that truly transformed aer understanding of the universe.
Having awakened as a SubGenius in the year we knew as 1998 - the year that the saucers were allegedly coming - Odessa knew right away that something was very wrong with that date. As years passed and X-Days came and went, Odessa continued to study and waited for a sign.
The answer came during when Reverend Ray stumbled upon Dr. Gene Ray's Time Cube website. Though at first it seemed to be a rather silly diversion, it soon became clear that this was not a random find, but a purposeful collision of cosmic forces orchestrated by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs Himself. As Reverend Ray continued to read, the room crackled with intellectual energy, and "Bob" transmitted to aer brain the complete cosmic consequences of the Time Cube - including the TRUE date of July 5th, 1998.
From the (freqently offensive and famously rambling) Time Cube website, Odessa's notions of time and space were fundamentally changed, and this formed the foundation of Reverend Ray's teachings. Immersed in the study of ancient Time Cube texts, Extradimensional Languages, Megaphysics, and High Pseudoscience, the final result of aer studies is the only scientific theory that accurately describes all observable phenomena in the universe, and beyond it.
From that day forward, Odessa devoted aer life to incorporating the wisdom of the Time Cube into a new SubGenius Ministry. Odessa took the surname Ray, after the Time Cube's original proponent, Dr. Gene Ray, and followed his tradition by awarding aerself a Doctorate of Cubism (Cu.D). Today Rev. Ray spends aer time preparing for the Rupture, winning dollars souls for "Bob", brainwashing deprogramming would-be Normies, preaching the Propaganda Gospel of Slack, and sharing the inscrutable secrets of the Harmonic Cubic Time with all those who will listen, and many who will not.
For the original work on the Time Cube as written by Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human, visit the archived copy of the Time Cube website.